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发表于 4-10-2004 12:23:15|来自:新加坡
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<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>木易馬枫</I>在2004-9-29 19:50:11的发言:</B>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> <U>The Problems with GUYS</U>:</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>LOVE with him;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>to LURE him;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u ARGUE with him, he says u are </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>STUBBORN;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u keep QUIET, he says u have no </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>BRAINS.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>FACE;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>u;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>u.(very true huh?)</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u don't make love with him., he says </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>u don't Love him;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>are TROUBLESOME;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>him.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>him;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>for u.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>TRUSTED;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> ! If u do WELL in your exams, he says </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>it's LUCK;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> & sooo hard to please!!!!!</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> If u send this to guys, they will swear </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>that it's not true.......</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>> but if u don't, they say u are </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>selfish.....</FONT></P>
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