some jokes

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<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">How to improve Your English<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 8.25pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">  Mack is talking to his friend Don<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 8.25pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">(M=Mack, D=Don)<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 8.25pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">M: Hi, Don! How are you doing in your English class?<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 8.25pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">D: Not do well, I’ m afraid.<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 8.25pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">M: What’s the problem?<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: -32pt; mso-char-indent-count: -2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 16.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">D: I’m not improving. Tell me, how come your English is so good?<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> M: Well, uh…I have an American girlfriend.<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> D: Aha! That’s it. Now I know what to do. (He runs off.)<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> M: Hey, come back! I was just kidding!<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">ii.  Key Points<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 33.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1.    Improve. </FONT>进步；改善<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 33.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2.    How are you doing in…..? </FONT>你在。。。做的怎么样？<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 33.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3.    How come +</FONT>主语<FONT face="Times New Roman">+</FONT>动词<FONT face="Times New Roman"> =Why +</FONT>倒装句；为什么。。。。。？<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 33.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4.    Kid  </FONT>开玩笑，<FONT face="Times New Roman">vt&amp; vi </FONT>（口语）小孩。<FONT face="Times New Roman">N<o:p></o:p></FONT></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">iii. </FONT>梅克正在和他的朋友唐聊天。<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>梅克：嗨，唐！你英文课上的怎么样？<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>唐<FONT face="Times New Roman">  </FONT>：恐怕不怎么理想。<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>梅克：出了什么问题？<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>唐<FONT face="Times New Roman">  </FONT>：我一直没进步。告出我<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>，为什么你的英文那么棒？<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>梅克：呃，这个吗<FONT face="Times New Roman">… …</FONT>我交了个美国女朋友。<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt 80pt; TEXT-INDENT: -80pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0; mso-char-indent-size: 16.0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>唐<FONT face="Times New Roman">  </FONT>：啊哈！就是这样。现在我知道该怎么做了！<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>（他跑走了<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>）<o:p></o:p></P>
<P 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">   </FONT>梅克：嘿，回来啊！我只是在开玩笑！<o:p></o:p></P>[em01][em01][em01]