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发表于 9-7-2006 11:46:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>tianwait</i>在2006-7-9 1:19:00的发言:</b><br/><font color="#3300ff">瓜熟蒂落 确实形容的不怎么样。。。</font></div><p></p>那天是因为看到一个朋友跟她男朋友两年多了还没结婚, 而我们两夫妻虽然是异地恋爱, 但是也水到渠成的结婚了, 就说是水到渠成, 瓜熟蒂落, 呵呵.
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发表于 10-7-2006 00:46:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 10-7-2006 00:38:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p>盗用一位朋友讲的[em04],谁让她自己不来[em07]</p><p>朋友在一个托管中心做义工,照看新加坡学生。有一次讲到数字one,two,three……新加坡学生提意见:姐姐讲的真难听!应该是one,do,tree</p>[em06][em06][em06]
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发表于 10-7-2006 10:54:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">haha, </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">好笑好笑,和印度兄弟的事我也来讲一个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">同学来新加坡出差,第一次出国,第一次看到这么多印度人,惊叹于印度朋友皮肤之黝黑出乎其想象,坐在巴士上指着前面一位印度兄弟对我说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">-这印度佬儿怎么黑成这样?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">-就是就是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">结果前面的印度兄弟立即一回头说了一句话让同学至今还无法相信自己的耳朵,他冲着同学说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;">-就你白?!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;[em01][em01][em01]<p></p></font></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">另外我还是觉得那个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">username </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“不要作老大”挺好笑的,很有周星驰的喜剧天份。你们版面人才济济!</span>
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发表于 10-7-2006 11:08:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">站的更高,尿的更远。水至清则无鱼</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">人至贱则无敌</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">! </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">走自己的路,让别人打车去吧。穿别人的鞋,走自己的路,让他们找去吧。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">打台湾我捐一个月的生活费,打美国我捐一年的生活费,</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">打日本我捐他妈的一条命</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">! </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我不是随便的人,我随便起来不是人。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女人无所谓正派,正派是因为受到的引诱不够;男人无所谓忠诚,忠诚是因为背叛的筹码太低……</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">骑白马的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧;带翅膀的也不一定是天使,有时候是鸟人。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">俺的最低奋斗目标:农妇,山泉,有点田。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">再过几十年,我们来相会,送到火葬场,全部烧成灰,你一堆,我一堆,谁也不认识谁,全部送到农村做化肥。</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp; </font></span></span></font></p>
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发表于 10-7-2006 23:23:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 11-7-2006 10:05:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">关于版主的笑话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">我老公从来不泡论坛,最多看看,他听闻我当了版主,便问我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“版主可以干吗?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“整理整理版面,看到不合适的帖子不合适的人管一管”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“可以删帖子?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“可以。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“可以修改帖子?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“可以”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“可以踢人?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“有些版主可以。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma;">“那你当了版主,可以帮我申请一个帐号吗?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><p></p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“◎##¥%?”</span>
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发表于 11-7-2006 09:32:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p>哈哈,一看这事我就想起曾经发生在我身上手机闹钟的故事。</p><p>被通知第二天要到远郊客户现场开会,头天晚上我仔细调好手机闹钟,考虑我一贯爱赖床的习惯,特意提前了20分钟,放在枕边,开始放心睡去。早上一阵铃声把我吵醒,早上多么珍贵的睡眠时间啊,反正多调了20分钟,再睡他一会,就直接按掉,没过一分钟铃声又响了,我一气之下就把电池卸了下来。之后舒舒服服睡了一个回笼觉。醒来一看时间还充裕,整装出发,准时到达,昂首阔步走进会议室,整个会议室却空无一人,开始纳闷是不是来早了,此时,手机响了,一看上司打来的:</p><p>嗨,今早会议取消了,本想赶在你走之前通知你,你手机怎么打不通啊?</p>
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发表于 11-7-2006 10:58:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p>哈哈~~</p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: tahoma;"><font color="#0000ff">“那你当了版主,可以帮我申请一个帐号吗?”</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: simsun;"><font color="#0000ff">
                        </font><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p></span></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><font color="#0000ff"></font></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: tahoma; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: zh-cn; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa;"><font color="#0000ff">“◎##¥%?”</font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: tahoma; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: zh-cn; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa;">版主的老公厉害的</span></p>
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发表于 11-7-2006 11:03:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p>我也发一些,可别转到“贴图”去&nbsp;</p><p><br/></p><p></p><p><br/></p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><br/><br/><img src="https://pic.sgchinese.com/attachments/dvbbs/2006-7/2006711114419772.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/>
[此贴子已经被作者于2006-7-11 11:04:12编辑过]

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧

大家笑一笑,聊些开心的事情吧
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