my homework

玉兰 · 发表于 10-3-2007 23:07:00|来自：新加坡

10 Mar 2007              Five Hundred Times  <div class="union">In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.    She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.   A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times"</div>

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咖啡油条 · 发表于 11-3-2007 10:37:00|来自：新加坡

玉兰，Really touched by the espirit you put in learning English!!![em17]

玉兰 · 发表于 11-3-2007 22:02:00|来自：新加坡

11 Mar 2007                Sharing everything
  A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.   The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.  The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."  The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."

简平 · 发表于 12-3-2007 21:59:00|来自：新加坡

haha..so funny!!!

玉兰 · 发表于 12-3-2007 20:47:00|来自：新加坡

12 Mar 2007         Keys to Success
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.' "What is cleverness?" asked his son. "Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered. [em31][em31]

玉兰 · 发表于 13-3-2007 20:31:00|来自：新加坡

13 Mar 2007     Poor Husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.  [em05][em05][em05][em05]

玉兰 · 发表于 16-3-2007 17:47:00|来自：新加坡

16 Mar 2007                        A mobile phone call  A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.After junior had called ,he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried recaching dad on the mobile.(Women !!) She waited inpatiently for her husband to trturn from site. immediately she sighted hin ,she gave him a veryhot slap,whild the man was trying to ask why? she repeated the slap ,people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called ,junior said " the number u are trying to call is not reachable at the moment ,pls try again later!"

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