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发表于 7-5-2016 13:19:33|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
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发表于 8-5-2016 10:37:26|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
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If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
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发表于 9-5-2016 15:13:56|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
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发表于 10-5-2016 16:15:47|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
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发表于 12-5-2016 14:54:53|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
昨天忘了更新,今天就来两条啦!

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
(我问过美国朋友,他们真的是从小学开始就讲sexual exploration)
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发表于 14-5-2016 16:34:37|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
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发表于 18-5-2016 16:11:04|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

What a country!


END!!!
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发表于 19-5-2016 17:44:54|来自:广东深圳 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
这人就是我们典型份的complain king/queen
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发表于 22-5-2016 16:26:35|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
sun814 发表于 19-5-2016 17:44
这人就是我们典型份的complain king/queen

问过两个美国人,真的是说出了心声。。。我说那也很少听你们抱怨,他们说写不出来人家这样的文字

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发表于 30-5-2016 16:31:48|来自:广东深圳 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 tuzi2011 于 17-7-2016 13:41 编辑

接下来一段时间,想和大家一起分享英文里的pun(双关语),也是很有意思的一个分野呢。

今天来看一篇之前发的文章喽!

A story about In and Out
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