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发表于 26-3-2013 15:19:08|来自:新加坡
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本帖最后由 不为稻粱谋 于 28-3-2013 13:34 编辑
狂受打击,每次外国同事讲笑话,我总是唯一的一个不会笑的人。
有语言的问题,也有文化的差异。今天贴几个某同事酷爱的Jimmy CARR的一句话笑话,看看你会不会笑。
1,If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
2,Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation. 某同事笑得快死过去。有那么好笑吗?
3,I realized I was dyslexic (阅读困难的)when I went to a toga(罗马宽袍子) party dressed as a goat. 问过同事,又愣了一下,我才反应过来。你懂了吗?
3/28更新,原来当天我根本没有明白。真正的笑点在于:此人应该是收到invitation让大家穿toga去party,而他因为dyslexic所以唯有他一个人扮成goat去了。天哪,我总算明白了。
4,When someone close to you dies, move seats。 好吧,这个我自己愣了半分钟,然后懂了。
5,The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a hell of a salesman. 人家又笑死过去。
6,My dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
7,I'm not being condescending. I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. 哦,查了查condescend什么意思。
8,I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying. 又想了半天才明白
9,A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said: "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said: "All right, but we won't get much done". 这个真的有点意思。
10,Hummingbirds are just regular birds that don't know the words. 完全不觉得这个有什么好笑的。 |
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